Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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