I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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