im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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