Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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