i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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