google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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