just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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