i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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