You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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