Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
