mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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