Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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