I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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