The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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