but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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