I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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