so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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