I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Alive.
So much puke
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
