? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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