didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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