how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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