you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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