Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
