When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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