is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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