idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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