haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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