hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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