Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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