I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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