Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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