K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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