Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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