Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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