Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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