it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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