Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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