That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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