This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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