Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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