My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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