So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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