Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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