Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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