ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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