Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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