can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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