Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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