If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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