you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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