And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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