used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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