oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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