Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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