Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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