big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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