I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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